It was a normal day and I was bored as hell, So I decided to play the original Super Mario Brothers. With an online emulator, I didn't know anything about the game other than there's a fun and nice Italian plumber named Mario. I went to the title screen of Mario and tapped 1 Player. nothing happened, I remembered my computer isn't touchscreen and started the game by pressing enter after selecting 1 Player. When I had went into the game, I was the jumpy fun nice Italian named Mario! I walked to the left and bumped on an invisible wall, so I went right. When suddenly, I saw the most terrifying thing in my life, an angry brown mushroom ran toward me and I died in game. I was so scared that I stopped playing and went to the phone for no reason, when someone called the phone. When I answered, there were noises going "duding duding duding blurp blurp blurp dra dra dra beuuuu" just like in the game. I told my friend and they called me retarded because the brown mushroom was called a "Goomba". But then I asked "Then who was phone??" and he told me that was him playing Mario, and I said ok.